About the mayonaise

The mayo in the fridge had a bit of that yellowy colour that just offered a hint that it was best before sometime-- sometime before the dinosaurs.

We often forget that things spoil, like old socks, to be forgotten at the bottom of some well.

Rick Mercer never comes by anymore. He just collects his cheques and walks his dog and scrapes up the poop in a plastic bag. We should all be so lucky.